Wednesday, 15 April 2015

Spoof! Newstainment with a Twist!

Have the news channels become entertainment channels?.
I am not the only person to ask that.
 In fact, TV News anchor Rajdeep Sardesai himself told us at our Mumbai conclave in February 2014 that one could turn to News Channels for entertainment!
 The news channels seem to be losing their seriousness. In fact, BJP boycotted NDTV during the poll campaign on the pretext that the channel was not fair to them. Today, we hear some spokespersons threatening Times Now that they will not come to the channel as they are not allowed to speak.
 Even a student of mass communication feels that the news channels are not doing the right thing.
 My daughter, then doing her masters in mass communication, had this experience during a guest talk by Rajdeep. At the end of the talk and the Q & A, she musters enough courage and ask Rajdeep: Sir, why do some of you anchors do not allow your panelists to respond.
Rajdeep passes this question to Sagarika.
My daughter says: She is even worse!
Let me narrate another anecdote.
We had this interesting debate during the Press Club Mumbai’s Red Ink Awards for excellence in journalism last year.
Arnab, Rajdeep, Kumar Ketkar were the panelists and Piyush Pande, Chairman of Ogilvy, and Uday Shankar, Star TV CEO, were the moderators or anchors.
Uday began by saying: Arnab, Rajdeep and Kumar. The rules of this debate are: I will ask you a question. I will not allow you to answer and I will ask you more questions.
Arnab: Uday, you have begun it well. But you forgot one more rule of the game. You will ask a question. Answer it yourself. And ask more questions….

The topic was: ‘Elections 2014: Were We Fair, Or Did We Stoke the NaMo Wave?’
While Arnab and Rajdeep went about discussing the media’s role on propelling the wave, Piyush interrupted ….you may remember that it was Piyush’s Ogilvy that coined the catch phrase: Achhay Din Aanay Walay Hain.
Piyush said: Arnab and Rajdeep, please don’t credit yourselves for the wave. None of us created or stoked it. WE JUST RODE THE WAVE!
So much for credit snatchers and those who claim the highest TRPs.
It was interesting to see that all channels were claiming the Number 1 viewership position after the election results.
It is equally interesting to watch anchors like Rajdeep Sardesai attacking the race for TRPs among news channels?
We have called them the noise channels long ago.
Here is how it will look if we have a debate among news anchors and political party spokespersons.
Let me present an imaginary debate and let me start with a disclaimer: This debate that I am going to narrate is purely imaginary and fictitious and not to be taken seriously at all.
Don’t blame me if you find it real!
Now, the debate begins something like this.
Rajdeep: My son does not watch news channels.
Arnab Goswami: The nation wants to know why!
Barkha Dutt: It is quite sad. Don’t you feel terrible about it? It must be really disturbing.
Rajdeep: In this race for TRPs, we seem to be losing out. We are losing sense in sensationalizing the news.
Print journalist Kumar Ketkar: For you, everything is breaking news.
Rajdeep: Yes, Arvind Kejriwal leaves home…breaking news….Kejriwal reaches Jantar Mantar….breaking news
Arnab: I will not take this. You cannot pass judgement against me on my channel. My viewers know me well.
Barkha: We have different standards. But we can’t live in isolation.
Rajdeep: Breaking news is breaking down.
Karan Thapar: It is particularly disturbing to see all kinds of nonsense. You must explain.
Prannoy Roy: We have spent 25 years in reporting the news…they say the dot makes all the difference….Now let me ask my young friends on what they think of the news.
Rajdeep: My so does not watch news channels.
Arnab: Never ever. Never. Ever. Never Ever. Say such things. My viewers know me well. Now, let me open up this debate and….let me take this call from Chikamagalur.
Manish Tewari: With regards to your call, how many people watch English news channels? My information is that people in places like Eluru or Chakimagalur or Jumri Talayya do not even get to see English or Hindi news channels.
Rajdeep: Yes, regional media is exploding. But does this TRP race is spreading among them as well.
Barkha: I was in Kashmir. I could freely speak in English.
Arnab: Everyone on my channel speaks English. My Hindi isn’t all that good.
Mayank Gandhi (of AAP): The nation need not know this.
Karan Thapar (tightening his teeth): But, but….dont you think it is highly irresponsible on part of some viewers not to watch TV channels?
Arnab: This is undemocratic. The nation wants to know why this selective black out is happening.
Prannoy (holding his chin with his right palm): Let them have the freedom to chose what they want.
Rajdeep: Only in my newsroom, do we watch 20 news channels. And we have some 483 channels airing the news 24x7.
Subramaniam Swamy: Don’t say it so loud. Some parties will give multiple TV sets as freebies during the poll campaign.
Raghav Behl: That will be good for the economy. The FMCG industry may see growth. Dalal Street will look up.
Arnab, Barkha, Karan and Rajdeep try to say something and all that we could hear is noise. Swamy, Tewari and Gandhi just smile away.
-BNK